Thursday, May 28, 2009

Food experiment fail

food experiment fail

Time to draw a veil over this week's food activities. I've had not one, not two but three complete wipeouts in the kitchen wasting food and gas.

The first mistake is pictured above and below, a riff on Mediterranean stuffed vegetables. There's not really all that much wrong with them except they are entirely and totally unappetising. I've made a curry and 2 pints of soup so far in order to avoid eating these excrescences and even when I decided to hide the evidence by eating the photo shoot I gave up half way through because I simply couldn't force another mouthful in.

Then there were the sections of pumpkin, roasted because I had the oven on anyway. They weren't quite soft enough, so I left them in for another hour. I now have pumpkin leather, possibly of use to Ray Mears as something to sharpen his blade on or even to light fires but hardly edible.

Finally, there is no way on earth I will reveal what I did to a poor defenceless aubergine in the interests of research because it might lead someone of unsound mind to try to repeat the experiment and I couldn't take the guilt for the resulting disaster. It's very rare that food in my kitchen goes straight from oven to compost bin but this was a prime example. It makes me gag even to think about it.

So there you have it. Maybe I'm not cut out to be a top chef after all.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Lagana and Etnos

We have a small book on Roman Cookery which makes fascinating reading. I've long wanted to try some of the dishes in it which have been translated from the original Latin, but although I have no doubt that the translations by this renowned scholar are good, as a cook some of the substitutions and modernisations seem bizarre.

Anyway, the first two dishes that seemed easy to bring back into the vegan repertoire are Etnos, a very simple dried pea soup that is still standard fare all over the globe and Lagana, which is fried pasta. This makes a sort of crisp puffy wafer, golden and with a snap to it. It seems the Italians didn't hit on the idea of boiling their pasta until the middle ages.

This very simple fried bread was used to scoop up the soup as a sort of edible spoon. I am actually thrilled at how easy and effective this was, as my experience of frying flour and water pastes in the past has been mixed to say the least.

lagana

To make stacks of lagana (at least 100) you need:

150g flour. I think the type of flour is probably important. I used a medium atta, a wholemeal chapatti flour, sieved before weighing to remove the coarsest portions of the bran.
90-100ml water. Start with the lower amount and add a little extra if needed.
Oil, preferably olive, for cooking.

Mix the flour and water together to form a smooth pliable dough. Knead it for a minute or two. I wondered if it would need a rest period and tried cooking some immediately and then after a rest of a couple of hours but it seemed to make no difference.

Seasoning, there is none but I think some crushed pepper would sit nicely in this.

Roll small portions, the ubiquitous walnut sized lump springs to mind, out on a lightly floured board as thinly as you can, and I mean thinly but I didn't measure it, so I can't tell you exactly. Not quite as thin as phyllo pastry but getting there. After trimming the edges I got ten chips out of each of my walnut sized lumps.

I cut my sheets of rolled dough into rectangles about 2cm by 4cm which makes a good size for a couple of bites. The frying and rolling is probably best approached on a production line basis if you have help. I had to stop and take my pan off the heat a couple of times to roll out more crackers. The crisps cook so quickly that a constant feed stream is practical.

Heat about 1cm of oil in a heavy flat bottomed pan. The temperature needs to be just hot enough and shouldn't be smoking. Try a test piece, it should sizzle around the edges if the oil is hot enough. I used a frying pan but you could probably do this in a deep fryer if you wanted. Float each cut section on the oil. It will immediately puff up, sometimes in little bubbles but sometimes as perfect jolly little pillows. Turn them over almost immediately and allow the second side to cook, then remove from the oil and allow to drain on a rack or kitchen towel.

Like many fried goods these benefit from a few minutes in a warm oven to remove the greasiness so it's possible to cook quite a lot and keep them warm while you finish the batch.

etnos

The soup is simply a couple of handfuls of split green peas, soaked over night and then cooked with a chopped leek or onion for an hour or so at a simmer until the pulses are completely soft. Whizz them up with a stick blender (or get the house slave to rub them through a sieve) and then season with herbs, salt and pepper. The Romans liked dill in their pea soups but mint or coriander are acceptable substitutes. A drizzle of olive oil is also used for flavour but I left it out of mine because of all the fried noodles to come.

The soup needs to be thick. If there's still a lot of water in the pan when the peas are cooked strain some off before blending or you'll have to do what I did and simmer the soup again to make it thicker.

The simple flavours and bland texture of the soup are an excellent match for the puffy, crispy lagana which worked really well as spoons. They are particularly good when they've formed pillows as you can use them to scoop up the soup inside them for a taste explosion when they get to the mouth. It's all pretty easy too. I'll be trying more recipes from this book over the summer.

puffs

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Hungry Gap Risotto

risotto
Risotto with Leek Scapes and Good King Henry

O.k. it's not pushing back the boundaries of culinary exploration but give me a break, I had oven chips for lunch, this is a huge jump back into the saddle for supper.

Tomorrow, something you might never, possibly, have seen before, maybe.

Toodlepip.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Too hungry

braised
Pan Braised Potato, Pumpkin, Celeriac and Onion in a Miso Wine gravy with Toasted Hazelnuts.

This was supposed to have been oven roasted veggies, cooked along with a loaf of bread to save fuel, but the dough was slow and I was too hungry to wait. Perhaps a bit wintery for the time of year but it's still pretty cold here in the evenings.

Vegetables were pan fried with just a little oil, slowly so that they gained some colour and flavour, then a miso and wine stock was added and the pan lid put on to complete the cooking. The lid doesn't fit too well and there was a little evaporation which helped the sauce thicken.

The toasted hazelnuts were sprinkled over for added crunch and protein.

It's all very well announcing I'll be eating from a menu plan but that means I have to make one. I had no idea there were so many recipes in my 'good ideas to try' box but I'm making some lists now. There should be enough variety that I can post a couple of new experiments each week without giving up on old favourites already blogged.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

A good plain cake

a good plain cake

It sounds like something out of Mrs. Beaton, Plain cake, suitable for children and servants. But, it's simple, fool proof and can be soaked with brandy, filled with fruit and glazed with sugar for extra fancyness if required.

The only thing I'd change when making this again is to use a white flour instead of the wholemeal used here. It was just a bit too worthy for a celebration and I much prefer bread to cake for every day use.

250g flour
100g sugar
1 pkt. (11g) baking powder
100g soy yoghurt
100ml (about two small fruits worth) fresh orange juice
1 medium banana, well mashed
100g light flavoured oil

Mix the dry ingredients in a bowl. Mix the wet ingredients in a separate bowl and then add the dry ingredients to them. Mix just well enough to combine evenly and scrape into a well greased and floured loaf tin. Smooth the top gently.

Bake at about 200C for about 40 minutes. It will rise to the top of the tin and become firm and golden. Test with a skewer and make sure your cranky and inconsistent gas oven doesn't burn the bottom before cooking the middle.

The serving suggestion has sliced strawberries macerated in sugar and a little Rivesaltes Ambre atop a couple of sections of trimmed cake. What's not to like?

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Health and Beauty

forage
A bunch of weeds and herbs including red valerian, scuplit, sorrel, sweet cicely, chives and flowers, clover flowers, comfrey, bramble shoots, parsley, tarragon, sage and lemon thyme.

One of the main reasons for writing this blog is that when I'm on my own I don't eat healthily, usually choosing easy starchy snacks to pick at along with a lot of strong coffee.

This season I've not been managing very well at all, firstly with the excuse of not having the option of particularly fresh foods and now, because I have access to junk food again, the ability to avoid healthy eating with 'treats'. It's got to stop.

Tomorrow, Mr. S-C will be back for the weekend so I'm planning to bake him a cake and a nice dinner which may or may not be blogged but starting Monday it's going back to working to a menu plan and no more cheating.

Tonight, a rather pedestrian selection of tomato, cucumber, onion and chopped chicon has been enlivened with the bunch of foraged greens and herbs shown above. The dressing was made with olive oil, mustard and sherry vinegar which I find much preferable to the rather abused balsamic available in supermarkets (although if anyone would like to gift me a drop of the real stuff I'd be very grateful!).

salad

Monday, May 11, 2009

Cravings

banana chips

So the Mister came and we went shopping. As expected plantains aren't available in the local Leclerc (nor was root ginger, boo). I bought the greenest bananas I could find, and that wasn't very green, and fried them anyway.

It was o.k., pleasant enough and intriguingly textured with crispy edges and a soft centre. Not really what I've been fantasising about but probably the less said about that the better. This is a food blog after all.

Friday, May 08, 2009

Almost there

to be curried

After nearly two weeks the worst thing about eating up my stock cupboard has been the boredom. I can hardly bring myself to go the kitchen because there's nothing there that's the slightest bit inspiring and I know whatever I make will be pretty much slop on carb.

Without counting any chickens I'm confidently expecting Mr. Stripey Cat to arrive tomorrow bearing fresh baguettes in a bouquet for our breakfast. So, in theory at any rate, tonight's the last night I'll be scraping around for something nice to eat. I thought it was time for some serious foraging.

Everyone eats nettles and I have plenty so naturally a handful of those were picked but I also saw some extremely fat and succulent looking bramble shoots, the sort of fat juicy spears that head to the sky on their way to looping over the fence and rooting elsewhere. I tried a bit raw, you have to peel off the spines of course but it's easy with a thumbnail to get you started, they just rip away. It was pretty good.

And then, what else do I have a lot of at the moment, rhubarb! Also for the pot, a small handful of the Good King Henry (how have I lived this long before appreciating this plant) and the last of the stock potatoes.


Making a curry is too easy to record. I'd have liked to have roasted and hand ground my spices, grated my own coconut and all the rest but I didn't so I can't boast about it.

After the sauce was made and the cubed potatoes softened a little I added the peeled bramble shoots (like asparagus, just take it from above where it breaks naturally), the blanched chopped nettles and a smallish handful of finely sliced rhubarb. I didn't add much of that because I was worried the end result would be too acid but it wasn't a problem.

The bramble shoots were a huge success. They reminded me of drumstick (Moringa oleifera) in curry and I'm half kicking an idea around in my head to cultivate a blackberry stool just for shoot production.

It's been an interesting experiment. I made no promises for any ethical reasons, it was just that I'm too lazy to make the two mile hike to the village for anything less serious than running out of cat food and there was little chance of that, those cats are spoiled rotten.

I expected that by now I'd have a shopping list a mile long and cravings from here to New York but actually the only thing I've even considered putting on a list is bananas and it's not really bananas I want but greasy golden plantain chips. I can't imagine anything less likely to be obtainable in Normandy so that has to be purely psychological. Oh, but I do need some cooking oil that isn't EVO and I've run out of vinegar, except for balsamic.

Thursday, May 07, 2009

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I have enough food for two more weeks, if I eat this every day. Curry tomorrow.

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Scraping the barrel

Tonight's concoction was so poor that I nearly didn't blog it. Then I remembered I'd promised, then I discovered that both cameras had flat batteries. I coaxed a little juice out of one of them because I wasn't going to wait any longer for my supper.

pancake rolls

Using up some old Brick pastry sheets I decided to make pancake rolls. For filling I used some matchstick potatoes, shredded leeks, some peanuts and a little finely chopped horseradish. I was a wimp and could have used a lot more of the spicy stuff.

The filling was quickly stir fried to take the edge of the spuds and used to fill 2.5 sheets of Brick. I thought I had five. The unwieldy shaped rolls were shallow fried and greasy and tough in consequence.

Still, I'm not hungry any more, which is a good thing.

Only two more days before I can hit the shops, which will be a huge relief even though, had the bomb dropped, there's still food for another couple of weeks carefully managed.